It doesn't take you long to realize why the drink was called "Aussie Wine", as your itchy skin starts to sprout strands of reddish-brown hair. Your gurgling gut causes you to double over as the fur grows thicker, covering your arms, shoulders and torso. Uh-oh...
You feel quite a bit of discomfort as your ribcage crackles, growing smaller and changing shape as your back starts to slouch over. Your hands shrink, your fingers shortening and growing claws and pads, forcing you to drop the can. While your arms grow weaker and smaller, your legs grow muscular and strong. You're forced to stand on your toes as your posture changes to a hunched-over position, and your feet lengthen into large kangaroo paws. While your hips expand outwards, your ears lengthen, moving up towards the top of your head. Finally, your face pushes out into a muzzle, and a long, thick tail sprouts from your backside, allowin you to balance yourself.