Each male coworker Jake ran passed doubled over in pain as the watch chirped and sparked, registering and altering each cock in its radius violently and randomly. Josh didn't know it, but this malfunction had just cost his coworker Mike a solid 7 inches, and his buddy Todd had seen his last erection.
As Jake passed accounting, he doomed Howard to a life as an inch-worm and blessed David with nine inches of glory. Tim somehow remained perfectly unchanged. And between every one of these changes, Jake's poor cock flashed into a new form. One particularly terrible change cause his cock to grow so large that it ripped his underwear and the seams of his pants. Jake tried to cover this shame by hunching over as he sprinted to the bathroom. Luckily for him, it seemed everyone in the office was preoccupied.
The momentary, light tingling in Jake's loins signifying an incoming modification had shifted to a ceaseless and painful buzzing. Pulling down his pants in an empty bathroom stall, he saw a horror show. As the watch clicked from one number to the next, sparking and chittering, his cock shifted from one form to the next. One second, he had rigid 12" cock as hard as steel. A second later, it was a shriveled little mushroom-head that barely poked out of his pubic hair. It was curved to the left, then bent 90 degrees to the right. Most painfully of all was the constant undoing and redoing of his circumcision.
Desperate, he wildly smashed every button on the watch that he could. He cursed and flinched every so often as sparks stung his fingers, leaving little burn marks on his skin. Nothing was working.
Frustrated, Jake ripped off the watch and threw it on the ground. It made one last sad little whir, and then the screen went black. The sparks stopped and the watch was silent. Jake closed his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief as he tilted back his head. The painful changes were over.
After that moment of peace, a tiny question nagged him in his mind. He had to know: where did it stop? Jake braced himself as he opened his eyes and looked down at his new cock. It was...