Kelly thought of the constant stream of girly chatter she had to listen to in the dorm, of the purple scrunchies and hair barettes, of the boy-band music and purple-painted toenails, of the bad periods, and decided the hell with it all. "I wish" She said "That every girl who lives in this building, including me, turns into a guy, that everyone outside the building thinks that they've always been guys and that this building has always been a men's dorm, that all the changed men are happy about their change and grateful to me for causing it. I also wish to be the biggest and strongest man in the dorm." The hugely muscular man with the ring on his finger went on. "And I wish that any woman who spends the night here with any of the new men with the intention of trapping him into marriage turn into a man in the morning. And I wish that any woman like I was, who hates being female, could come to this building and be permanently transformed into a man on entering it." The steady thump, thump, of gansta rap was coming from the next dorm room over. "Now" Kelly pronounced. "Party down, dudes!"