Jeff trudged home through the sleet and snow on Christmas Eve. He hadn’t gone home to his family based on the promise of plans with his boyfriend. But, his boyfriend decided to dump him right then and there. Jeff was devastated, and had nothing else to do but go home and mope around about it.
He heaved the dorm building door open, pushing aside mounds of snow. Jeff was immediately greeted by the warmth of the lobby, and he made his way up the stairs. When Jeff reached his dorm, he found his roommate Kyle sitting on the couch watching tv. Er, sleeping to tv more like it.
Jeff took a moment to stare at Kyle. His poor posture had him slightly sliding off of the couch, exposing his well muscled chest. Kyle was a beast, a man who worked out practically all day every day. Jeff sighed and made his way to his room to cry.
On his bed, he sobbed into a pillow for a while. When all the emotion was wiped out of him he sat up.
“I just wish I had something to solve all of my problems,” he lamented.
Something in his pocket chimed. It was a notification from an app that he hadn’t downloaded. “Wish Granting App has activated?” Jeff said. He opened the app, and a little avatar of a star appeared and began speaking. ‘Apparently,’ the app could just grant any wish. What a dumb money grab. Jeff assumes a younger cousin had downloaded it when he wasn’t looking. The star finished its spiel by explaining that the app will always be active, and to try out a wish.
Jeff exited his room, walking past Kyle and into the bathroom. He stared at himself in the mirror. He was very thin, somewhat scrawny. You could snap him in half with a low whistle. No wonder his boyfriend dumped him for a bigger dude.
“I wish that I was ten times as attractive as...Kyle,” Jeff decided on. He stared into the mirror to no avail. Nothing changed. He lifted his shirt and only counted an 8 pack. He flexed his biceps and they were only the size of his head. His mighty pecs were stretching the fabric of the shirt, but when weren’t they. He lifted one of his massive feet, but no change. Jeff has always been more attractive then Kyle, but he assumed that this app thing just didn’t work.
Jeff trudged our to see a waking Kyle. Jeff didn’t know many other people who were as big and attractive as he was, but Kyle was still pretty good looking. Kyle absentmindedly waves at him before slumping over to the tv to turn it off.
“God,” Jeff said hornily as he entered his room. “I wish he was m boyfriend.”
Jeff stripped for bed and waited patiently. Soon Kyle walked in and did the same, and the two went under the covers and held each other as they drifted into a blissful sleep. Jeff felt a strange bit of sadness fade away. He wondered where that had come from. Jeff felt something grasp his member and gasped. It felt very hot, but Jeff was tired enough to barely have felt the sensation. He began caressing Kyle’s small (at least compared to himself) pecs before passing out.