"Fuck you, you sack a shit!"
There was a pause on the other end of the line. And then... a laugh. Kyle could be heard laughing, sounding a bit sinister at that.
"Uh, hello?" Jennifer snapped impatiently, "What the fuck d'you think's so funny?"
"Oh, nothing," Kyle replied, "It just seems so terrible that you had to waste an ounce of your precious time insulting me, and now you have to take both. Oh what a pity. Bet you regret pantsing me now, don'tcha?"
"Hardly," Jennifer scoffed, "You're reaction when everyone saw your micro-dick was priceless! I was wondering why you went commando that day, but still, worth every second. Oh my GOD you went SO RED!"
"If you would SHUT UP so I could finish CURSING you please!" Kyle belted, "Now, if you're QUITE finished, It's time you paid the price of your heinous crime of embarrassing me in front of not just the whole school, but the cute girl from the chess club! For your transformation, you will turn two feet tall, your boobs will be 50% bigger, and your butt, thighs, and hips will be TRIPLE its natural size! Your tummy will become big, round, soft and doughy, and you'll like showing it off. Your hair will turn bright pink and be done up in ringlet pigtails. You will wear midriff baring shirts with cute logos that get stretched out a bit by your titties, and skirts or shorts that show off your meaty buns. Your boobs won't be needing bras, just a shirt, but you will exclusively wear thongs for underwear. You'll also wear long socks or stockings, knee high or thigh length to be precise. You'll speak with an adorable, squeaky voice, like a cartoon character! You'll also be a little clumsy, be super skittish, and have to apologize for accidentally bumping people around with your butt. Oh, and you'll naturally sway when you walk, all sexy like. Also your skin is slightly more sexually sensitive, especially your booty and where it usually is, like your nipples.
"For your dare, you can only refer to yourself in the third person. You cannot use the curse on anyone else for a whole day, and if you try before then your words will dry up when you try to invoke the curse. You will constantly have sexual thoughts in the back of your mind that won't necessarily distract you from normal life, but they'll always be there, niggling at your senses, growing stronger by the hour. Everyone will act differently around you, and I won't tell you how, except that everyone but you, me, and certain other people I care not mention will think you've always been like this. You'll be in for quite a surprise though, so look forward to that today, and tomorrow if you don't try to change it back. Oh, and final thing, you'll have a crazy appetite all the time... like, Scooby-Doo crazy. This concludes your transformation, bitch. I look forward to watching this play out."
"Yeah well, I look forward to seeing your face when you see it DIDN'T WORK! DON'T CALL HERE AGAIN!" Jennifer slammed the phone back onto the receiver, but it was too late. The curse was already beginning to work its magic.