As Sash reaches up to tap his next card to play, he thinks better of it. The only sorcery he has left will probably make him lactate some type of booze and he already isn't comfortable with having a huge pair dry knockers on his chest. Perhaps in a later round he'll try to score numbers with a homebrew wet t-shirt contest, but for now he wants to play it safe. The other three cards are instants so he can save them for the right moment. Putting his hand back down the timer expires.
"I think I'm good for now." states Sash with a high pitch squeal that he is definitely not used to. "At least with us both being women now it will be an even playing field."
"Look who is getting cocky now that he lost his," jeers Barry as he gyrates his crotch to punctuate that he still has one. "While I am done giving out newbie tips to you I will say one thing. With how long I've been playing do you really think I would have a generic TG card in my deck? Don't be shocked when that new body of yours reveals something unexpected."
Done with his monologue, Barry decides if he wants to play anything else or start the round.
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Sash's Cards
BUBBLY:
mental transformation, instant { 30 minutes}
Like Totally
CHASTITY CAGE:
equipment, instant {perm until unlocked}
lock that junk away till the keyholder is found {random NPC has key}
TAP THAT RACK:
transformation, sorcery
who needs a bartender when you have two kegs on your chest
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
area, instant { 15 minutes}
dicks and pussies are like Pepsi and Coke, some people prefer one over the other but my dad says both taste the same.
Barry has three unknown cards left