Sash looked down at himself. In a matter of two cards, he'd not only become a woman, but now he was some big-breasted, half-cow! His udder was on prominent display and his bosom was clearly visible due to his clothes, but they ached with a need for release. He had to get Barry back for this.
He looked to his cards, and decided that if Barry's game was to pin him down, he might as well do the same back. He picked up his one remaining transformation card, and targeted Barry. Hopefully, "two kegs" would be big enough to give him as hard a time as he gave you.
TAP THAT RACK
Who needs a bartender when you have two kegs on your chest.
Target: Barry
Barry had his hand up like he'd shown Sash, and after reading its effects, he immediately opened his mouth. "I counter!" As he placed his hand above his head. It was Sash's turn to check what card Barry had used.
REDIRECTION
Instant
Switch target of card being played and double its effect (if possible).
Target: TAP THAT RACK
Sash blanched as he felt a familiar pressure in his upper chest. The pair pulsed outward once more with renewed vigor. More terrifyingly, his breasts pushed far beyond any human proportions. Each breast felt like it weighed a hundred pounds, forcing Sash to hold his breasts aloft. Fortunately, they seemed to stop growing. Unfortunately, he felt something squeamish worming its way somewhere lower.
As Sash focused on holding his assets up, he felt something push his hands out from under him. He realized there was a second row of breasts growing in! In a matter of seconds, this second row of breasts ballooned outward shoving his udder downward and pressing his original rack further into his face in order to reach its intended size. His clothes shuffled to fit as best they could once more, but his chest was a wall of breastflesh. Good clothes was more like putting makeup on a pig, in Sash's mind. The silver lining was that at least the new breasts seemed to help support each other, preventing them from flopping as much. Unfortunately, it was ungodly-heavy and Sash needed to use a table to stay upright.
This time, Barry was first to speak up. "Woah, talk about a nasty combo. Maybe I should add that card to my deck."
Sash gave a sideways glance to his opponent. "You didn't know this would happen?!"
"Those newbie cards don't give clear definitions of what they do, so most people don't use them if they find a replacement card. But yeah, I didn't know that 'two kegs' could be doubled, and that it would double in count rather than size. What's more, my Milk Maiden card caused your 'kegs' to double again." He looked at his remaining card, smiling. "I gotta say, you've got some of the worst luck I've seen yet. It usually takes me 2 or 3 rounds to get my opponent nearly immobilized, but you're almost there right now! I feel so bad for you, maybe I won't play this last card."