Hugo grumbled a bit as he followed the security detail through their search of the campus' dorms. They had interrupted valuable experimentation time and, if he had been even a little bit more annoyed, they would have all become part of his collection.
So far, they'd dicked six students caught with weed, alcohol or cigarettes in their room. The campus' most notorious dealer, Jackson, had been propped up as an example. More specifically, as an example of male anatomy inside a display case in the biology department. Man was an eleven incher with balls like tennis balls and a dickhead that wouldn't stop drooling. Jackson had, of course, at the time been caught dealing to another student, Mike, who was merely seven inches long and cut.
Hugo had pretended not to see a security officer slip Mike in his backpocket. At this point, what was one less dick?
Tom and Jim had been relocated to the closet for the sex ed classes, where young teachers learned how they should approach the topic with hypothetical students. They apparently fit perfectly for a few brands of popular condoms.
The other two, eight inches and seven inches, had been unremarkable and had only gotten labels as numbers. Forty-one and forty-two. He had of course taken them. They might make good new standards for some tests back in his lab. Or he could try and make them forget they had been humans at all. He did need to try and see if the Perry test might work on more lucid subjects...
They had almost scoured through the entire dorm when Hugo's computer notified him. It had detected their target. Eager to get this over with, Hugo pointed at a door marked '34' and let the officers take control. One of them pulled out a masterkey and quickly unlocked the door, stepped in and faltered.
Liam and James had been grinding on top of Liam's bed, both naked and grunting.
In-between them, stuck between both their cocks was a behemoth of a dick, and an unfortunately familiar one at that. The two young men separated with a yelp of shock when they noticed the security officers enter their room.
"Hey, you can't just barge in without-!"
"You were warned via the campus' text list!" the first one roared.
"And this!" the second pointed at Bruce, "is just who we've been looking for. You deviants kidnapped the dean!"
"What? No, that's not him, that's a dildo," Liam said, blushing unconvincingly.
For fun, Hugo restored Bruce's volume, immediately getting a response. "Do not try to dodge the consequences of your misdeeds, Liam!"
Hugo rolled his eyes as he picked the frothing dick and installed him on a drone, just like before. Bruce probably noticed, for he did not thank or acknowledge Hugo at all.
"As an educator, it is my duty to teach you the consequences of your actions. More importantly, I have to teach you *empathy*. Cocks are defenseless, despite their numerous qualities." Bruce shuddered on top of his drone. "To think that two of my prized students wouldn't understand that... I weep."
Hugo raised an eyebrow as Bruce indeed wept, clear precum drizzling from his slit. Someone had been enjoying the fooling around, huh?
"Hey, come on, Bullheart," James tried, sounding as if he was talking to an old friend. "We were just fooling around. No harm's done, right?"
"No, I cannot bear the thought. If you don't understand, then you have to learn perspective."
James started panicking. He tried to get closer, only to stop short when the security detail raised their hands. James's words started coming out more quickly, whilst Liam remained strangely silent, his face still completely red with arousal.
Bruce never reacted James' pleas for respite. He mercilessly flashed his drone's dicking light. A moment later, twp dicks laid on the room's bed instead of two students.
Hugo picked them both up, and noted to himself their stats. James was six inches long, with a strong curve right and hefty balls. Liam was roughly five and a half inches, thinner but also straighter. "Well, that's a powerful lesson, I suppose, Dean."
The drone zipped closer, till Bruce's dickhead was almost aligned with Liam's. "Oh, no, not yet," he promised, his voice strong and unaffected. "They must understand what it is like to be used AND they have to become an example for other students to realize what is the proper attitude to have towards dicks. I already know what to do with them. Samuel Woods and Gregory Lincoln. They have near identical dicks to those two. Tonight, replace theirs with Liam and James, without telling them. They'll understand a dick's perspective perfectly after this. Then, we'll make the announcement to the campus that misbehaving students will be punished appropriately."
Hugo barely held in a chuckle. Bruce was doing his work for him. For all his talk of respectability, he'd given him very quickly to the idea of cockhood. But his pride allowed him nothing less than spread his condition to as many people as possible so he would still be seen as an upstanding 'man'.
Perhaps he should just make use of Bruce... or gift him to his superiors. They'd marvel at this result.
In the meantime, Hugo thought, shaking both Liam and James mildly (the former of which was stiffer, definitely enjoying himself instead of despairing limply like James), he had two more dicks to attach.