“Look, Sarah, please...” begged Roy.
“I'm Roy,” said Sarah's body. “You're Sarah.”
“Just change us back!” protested Roy.
“I have an equal claim to this life,” replied Sarah's body. “Whatever you did with that remote, it re-shaped my old identity so that I now have all the memories and the personality and the... well, everything of Roy Milford. I don't see myself as Sarah anymore. Hell, it's actually hard for me to believe I ever was her... but I guess you're right. Your story is just too crazy to be a lie.”
“Please, change us back,” begged Roy.
“No,” answered Sarah's body sadly. “My memories are of always being a guy. I don't want to become Jack's girlfriend. So... I'm going to stay a guy. Sure, I might use this remote to improve my pathetic life a bit. But I'm not using it to become a girl.”
“But what about me?” sobbed Roy. “I'm the original Roy! I don't want to spend the rest of my life as a girl either!”
“Well, maybe I can use this little device to improve things for you,” said Sarah's body with a mischievous smile.
“What do you mean?” asked Roy nervously.
“Well, you currently see yourself as having my male body, right?” said Sarah's body.
“Yes,” sighed Roy. “I see myself as Roy and you as Sarah.”
“But the rest of the universe sees you as Sarah and me as Roy,” answered Sarah's body. “However... I think with this fascinating little gizmo, I could change that.”
“What do you mean?” asked Roy, a sinking sensation of despair beginning to descend on his chest.
“What if I used this on you,” said Sarah's body. “And then made the secondary target something... feminine? You know, I could try swapping some feminine characteristics from some inanimate object into you?”
“No!” said Roy, recoiling in horror. “First: I don't want to be an experimental test subject. Second: I don't want you to succeed and make me more... female!”
“Too bad you're not the one with the remote,” said Sarah's body with a mischievous smile. She quickly swiveled the remote, pointing it directly at Roy, and pushed the button.
“Wait!” hissed Roy. “Don't do this...”
Before Roy could protest further, Sarah's body had used the remote to target...