Dan sat comfortably on his overstuffed bean bag size balls, watching TV while munching on his third pizza that day. He loved how fast the pills made his metabolism work. Despite all this delicious fast food and next to no exercise, Dan's body was still very toned with rock hard abs. His 7 inch dick (still the same size as when he started the trail) started to perk up from that thought, anything will set him off these days.
"Ah, little guy do you need another milking?" He jokingly asked his boner. "That's the seventh time today, going for another record aye?"
Just as he grabbed his phone to bring up some porn the doorbell rang. Dan ignored it. This happened enough times throughout his unemployment period and the trail that he knew it was probably someone looking to sell something or a charity. They'd leave pretty soon if he didn't bother opening the door for them. It's not like he should these days anyway. He can't wear pants and he looks like a comic book mutant with the most inappropriate power.
Suddenly after the second doorbell ring, Dan heard a voice.
"Dan? You in there? I haven't seen you in ages and been a bit worried. It's not like you to cancel quiz night. Just here to say hi buddy."
*Oh jeez* Dan thought as he quickly crouched behind the couch, *it's Jacob.*
Jacob was Dan's best friend. Also gay, they had come out to one another while at high school. Jacob was very handsome, had a nice body, and a massive cock that Dan had seen many times during sleepovers. They really loved each other, but in that best friend way. So when Dan started dating Andrew, Jacob was super supportive and had no sense of jealousy. In fact it was Andrew often got a bit jealous seeing the two be so chummy.
“Dan, I know you’re in there. I can hear the TV.” Jacob said as he tried the door handle and successfully let himself in.
*Shit, Andrew forgot to lock the door on the way out again!* Dan thought as he stood up in a panic trying to cover his boner with a couch cushion.
“Don’t come in, I’m sick!” He shouted unconvincingly.
“Nonsense, I…” Jacob paused, spotting his best friend standing naked behind his couch, cushion on crotch.
“Oh haha, I see. You were having some Dan time. You don’t have to hide it from me.” He smirked, coming closer. They used to masturbate together as teens, before Andrew was in the picture, so this didn’t phase him. However now something else made Jacob pause.
*Oh god has he seen my balls behind me?!*
Suddenly walking closer with a hand out, Jacob exclaimed, “Dude, have you been working out? You don’t have you chubby belly anymore. You look great man.” He got up to Dan and rubbed his hand against Dan’s six pack.
“Ummm, yeah no….” Dan said sheepishly as he decided to come clean. It was not like Jacob wouldn’t notice once he looks up from his new abs anyway.
“I have been on a well paid trial that has improved my metabolism immensely. However, there’s a side effect.”
He guided Jacob’s attention by gesturing with a thumb down to his gigantic pair of testicles.
Godsmacked, Jacob had a hundred questions and Dan answered them all, even offering him a seat on his balls as he told his story. Jacob didn’t believe him at first, but a thorough examination of Dan’s genitals, even tugging the scrotum to see if it was falsely attached, finally convinced him.
“Man, you’d think your cock would of grown too.” Jacob teased as he bounced Dan’s hardon with his fingers to test if it was real as well. “It’s still the same size as the last time I saw it. Ha, remember in highschool when we used to compare sizes, I always won so you had to suck me off.”
Unfortunately, Dan had already been very close to orgasm during his interrupted wank earlier. The extra attention and fondling from his best friend made Dan’s still-hard cock get overly excited and started to pump out a fountain of cum without much warning. Dan moaned uncontrollably as he felt the release of endorphins from the orgasm flow through his body. Jacob was blasted by Dan’s cream, covering the poor guy head to toe. They both looked at each other, shocked, then both started to laugh.
“Wow you weren’t kidding when you said bucketloads.” Jacob mused, wiping gooey white cum from his face.
“Ha yeah, oh but I probably should warn you: Andrew and I have discovered that this stuff stains clothes really badly if not washed quickly.”
“Ah ok, can I wash them here then?” Jacob asked, casually stripping out of his soaked clothes and heading to the laundry.
“Yeah definitely, sorry man.”
“Hey no problem,” Jacob said as he returned. He was completely naked, looking happy to show off his nicely toned and hairless body. His 8inch long flaccid cock rocking back and forth as he walked over, sitting playfully back on Dan’s balls.
“What should we do while my clothes are in the wash?”