You noticed that all the people who got costumes were guys, you saw a couple moving through each aisle as the boyfriend held his massive costume.
"Babe all of these are men's costumes!" She complained
"Jess there are no other costume shops other than that horse outside! So what if it's a guy, it's just a costume!" Tom said
"The horse's costumes look like shit, but I can fit my arm into some of these cock holes they're so large!" Jess complained
Both you and the couple noticed a woman and her boyfriend go and change into two lion costumes, both came out as buff lions with the boyfriend/girlfriend having the bigger mane and the boyfriend having the smaller one.
"She wore the costume, it's either wear a costume from here or take one from the horse. What will it be?" Tom asked her
You decided to step in and try and help make a choice.
"I think the costumes are very nice, I just picked an animal I liked and put it on! Plus look at all the girls who are changing into these costumes!" You said as you pointed at all the girls coming out of the changing rooms, strangely a majority of them picked the boar.
"See, Jess? You're the only one complaining about this!" Tom told her
"L-let me think for a moment...." She said