Colin turned around and joined the screaming chorus as a bony old hag with sunken in eyes shuffled out of the room.
"Goodness me!" she said, "They must be playing a rather frightening movie..."
The group just stared at her as she slipped on some sunglasses and shuffled down the hallway.
"What?!" Lynn mouthed.
Larry walked up to the old lady as she wandered away.
"Hey miss, where you off to?" Larry asked.
The old lady waved her hand around until she touched the redhead's flabby pec.
"I'm just looking for my hearing aid, young lady." she smiled.
Colin held back a laugh as Larry rolled his eyes.
They both froze as they spotted a busty blonde with thick, pink plastered lips open a room's door.
She tweeked her nipples in eager anticipation, giggling and moaning at the old woman's approach.
"Is this the way to the pool?" the old woman asked as she walked towards the door.
Larry rushed by and slammed the door shut, spouting, "No! No no no no, that's a broom closet! Annnnnd *urrrrrrf* the handle just broke off! Guess we'll have to call the maintenance guy!"
"While you're calling him, tell him the power is out. It's like an oven in my room!" she said as she hobbled along the hallway.
"Smooth one, Larry boy." the comedian said to himself.
"And what exactly are you doing?" Paige asked.
"Easy, I'm gonna help this old broad find her hearing aid." Larry replied, "She could help us out!"
"Oh okay," Paige said, turning to ask, "Hey Mary Anne, you know that blind homeless man? You helped look for his dog, and he KIDNAPPED YOU, FORCING YOU AND A FAT SACK OF A MAN TOGETHER?! .... no offense."
"None taken." Colin said.
"Larry might have a point guys!" Strawberry said, "She might, like, help us out and stuff."
"Or she could be another psychopath." Miles replied.
"We cannot just leave an elderly woman on her own!" said the french woman carrying Miles' baby.
"She seems fine to me." Lynn commented as the old lady started going up the stairs, causally walking past a pouncing bimbo.
"Let's settle this: one group goes back to the van, the other can go follow Mrs. Magoo over there to their deaths. Now who's with who?" Paige asked.
Colin and Mary Anne whispered to each other before....