The next day and class started off as normally as ever.
The business students went over the last meeting, nerds talked about ways the curriculum could be more of a challenge, and the jocks were cracking jokes while the cheer squad sighed.
Terri was busy welcoming her newest bandmate to the school, a transfer student named Janine.
Suddenly, a foggy brown cloud waffed through the air, silencing the room.
"If you potheads are going to cut one, warn us!" hissed a goth.
"Wasn't us, man." a girl in rose tinted glasses replied.
"Well whatever it is, it reeks!" fem jock Finster gagged.
"Hey guys!" a voice said with breath so foul it could choke out an elephant.
"Who are you?!" Janine gagged.
"We call'em the slobs...." Terri wheezed, "And from the looks of it, they've been to the dump."
"I'm Nat." smiled a brunette caked in muck and dirt, her teeth full of bits of something foul, "Found this beauty at the dump with my friends."
Janine gagged as Nat pulled out a dirt coated Sausage Egg McMuffin and casually scarfed it down.
"The dirt adds flavor!" Nat and Lana said together, giggling like... well, school girls.
"Yuck-a-rooni!" theater girl Jasmine said as she squeezed her clown nose.
"The hogs smell like fresh pie next to y'all!" AG student June said with clenched nose.
"So?" Nat asked in confusion.
"SO?! You just ate a rotten McMuffin from bleedin' god knows where!" punk Marie gagged.
"That's not only is it a violation of public health, it is a violation of human decency." nerd Jeanette added.
"What she said." Finster choked.
"I insist you young ladies go to the showers immediately!" the teacher gagged in dismay.
"Never!" Nat shouted.
"Don't say never to that..." Lana said.
"Why?" Nat asked.
The other students turned their scowls to them.
"What are we gonna do here?" Janine asked.
"Relax..." Terri smiled, "We'll just talk this out and HOSE 'EM DOWN NOW!"
The slobs ran out the room as a squirt gun missed them.
One of the buisness club students ran over to the wall and smacked a button, making the lights flash biohazard yellow.
"Finally, time for the sanitation!" Jeanette said.
"What does that mean?" Janine asked as she watched the others gather cleaning supplies.
"The hunt, is on...." a punk said as she pumped up a super soaker.
"Smart move, now everyone gonna try and clean us!" Sarah yelled.
"I'm new here! I don't wanna lose my stink! I loooove my filllth!" Nat cried.
"And we won't as long as nobody..." Lana was stopped by....