Jeff found the section called "Autopilot" and clicked "Customize"
He set physical to "random" and clicked "on" for autopilot.
He then selected one more option - he went to "customize sexuality" and removed "Bisexuality" from the options list.
A box popped up on his screen.
"WARNING - Will make every bimbo homosexual; may have world altering effects - UNTESTED!!! - proceed? Y/N"
"Duh, that's the point." Jeff said.
He was getting more excited by the minute; he didn't realize that he could be the target. Thankfully, though, he wasn't the first one.