John and Kris were two 16 year olds walking home from school and chatting.
Kris asked "Ugh... why did Kathy have to say no? Why can't I get a girl?"
John responded "Because you try too hard. Maybe just start by talking? Be friends and develop a normal relationship first."
Kris postulated "I dunno, wont I get in the friend zone if I- Hello what's this?" Kris spotted the Sex Machine in a bush and picked it up and saw the odd words on the remote looking thing.
John annoyed said "Also you get easily side tracked."
Kris replied "Oh whatever, this thing looks kinda fun." Kris then pointed the Sex Machine at John pressed the button and said "Boop."
John continued "and what was that supposed to do?"
"Dunno, make you dance or something?" Kris put the Sex Machine into his pocket, and the two were at John's home.
"John? That you?" his mother asked. Was a shame his mom had him late in life, her hair was already greying and she was wrinkled. Closer to a granny than a mommy. Apparently when she was younger she was pretty hot.
John replied "Yeah, brought Kris over for a bit!" The two teens went to the family room next to the kitchen where John's mom was, and saw John's little sister Kimberly and their cat Fore. The tween had just started to become a woman, but if her mother was anything to go by she'd grow up to be a fine woman. Right now though Kris wouldn't consider her for that type of relationship.
Kimberly asked "Hi bro, hi Kris anything interesting happen today?"
Kris took out the Sex Machine and said "I found this?"
"Can I see?"
"Knock yourself out." and Kris tossed the Sex Machine to Kimberly
"Hm... I don't know what these words mean... What does this button do?" Kimberly asked as she pressed the button, but who was she thinking of when she pressed the button