Tommy was a curious kid, which was why when digging in the sandbox he found an odd alien remote he was very curious about what it was. It was sort of like the television remote that mommy and daddy use, but not exactly. "Ooo! What did you find in the sand there?" said the high pitched voice of a girl barely past 4. Tommy turned and saw Jessie a little red head with a nice semi-dirty white dress on, and a red bow.
Tommy said "...a remote I think..."
Jessie responded with a high pitch "OOO! What do you think it does?"
"...well... I'm not sure... we could... try it on something?"
"Hm, what on earth could the remote do? Ooo, how about seeing if you could use it on those squirrels?"
"...sure..." Tommy then clicked the remote button at one of the squirrels and when nothing happened he tried pressing it again towards the other squirrel. It may have been a trick of the light, but they seemed to morph a little and then they did a "dirty dance" as his mother told him.
"Woah! Those squirrels are going at it like rabbits!" After a little bit of sex the squirrels calmed down and went away, although they hadn't seemed to have morphed back. The remote currently was on "Fertile, Permanent" mode and sadly for our little preschoolers they hadn't learned how to read good enough to know what those words meant. Excited Jessie asked "What do you think that thing could do to people?"
"...not sure..." Tommy then tried looking Jessie in the eye instead of in the sand "...want to try?"
"Yes! And I think I know who to try it on first!"