You catch up with Keith, giving a nervous glance at the keys. "Do you think that we should slow down with using the keys?"Keith quirks a brow at you. "You do know why we're here, right? I was pretty clear that coming to the zoo was a scheme to change more people into animals.
"But what if someone notices?"
"Easy, we turn them into an animal too."
"I guess. I dunno. I just kinda worry this is getting out of hand."
"Dude, you're the one who said I ought to get off the couch and do stuff. That's totally what I'm doing! Now, let's see what's going on with the lion exhibit."
At the lion exhibit, there's two guys standing at the display window, one of them rapping at the grass. "This lions are never doing anything, they're always just lying around being lazy bastards. Move, you overgrown cats."
The other guy just laughs at his friends actions. "Yeeeeah, these lions suuuuuck."
The lions on the other side of the glass don't respond, besides an occasional ear flick or tail swish. The one male lion stretches, giving the guys a cool look, before closing his eyes again.
Keith gives you a devious grin and you sigh. Keith points the keys at the two guys. There's a bright flash obscuring them and when it clears, they're gone.
"What happened to them?!" You exclaim, looking around. "Did you disintegrate them?"
"Dude. I'm not THAT dark. I just tried something else. I mean, didn't wanna turn people into animals and have them just wandering around mauling visitors, right?"
"What did you do then?"
"I...oh, wait, there they are." He steps up to the lion exhibit, gesturing to the glass, at two lionesses standing there, rather confused expressions on their faces. The male lion rouses, giving a roaring yawn, sniffing the air, turning to focus on the two new additions to his pride. "They wanted the lions to be more active, I thought, what better to get that lion there active than a pair of lionesses in heat."
"...you didn't."
"Hell yeah, I did. Don't worry, I'm sure he's a gentle lover. You know, besides the barbed penis..."
Meanwhile, the lion is closing in on the pair of lionesses, who still seem to be in shock, giving confused growls at each other, right up until the lion leaps onto one of their backs.
You turn away, ears hot with embarrassment as you hear the sounds of lion love making. "Keith, this is super twisted."
"Yeeeeah. Maybe a little. But they were kinda being dicks. This will give them perspective. Don't worry. I'll turn them back later, if I remember." He claps you on the back and starts walking to the next exhibit, leaving the lions to their love making. You give a glance back, seeing a lioness at the glass, giving a pleading look with her golden eyes, mixed with fear and confusion. You mouth a "sorry" as you run to catch up with Keith.