The truck bounced along the road, Chad had limited perspective. There were huge on the tarp in addition to the grass clippings, leaves and manure. He could feel the guy's crawling on him. Suddenly, but crawled across his frozen eyeball, decided to rest there. Seeing only the underside, he only knew it was some sort of Beetle. In fact, it was a lady bug. They say Lady Bugs are good luck for the person they land on. Whether this one was bringing luck to Chad remains to be seen.
The truck stopped. Chad stood and waited under the tarp. There was nothing else he could do.
It seemed like forever. Then he heard voices.
"Didn't you get my message?"
Rico answered the unknown speaker, "Last text I got confirms to set him up on the island in your pool. You want to have his penis erect for ring goes target."
" That was before they forecast a thunderstorm. Metal statue by a pool would get struck by lightning! I emailed you. I thought you were bringing it by tomorrow? Not tonight. "
"You said you wanted him delivered before Saturday. And I told you to text me. I only check emails once a week, unless someone texts me to read an email."
"I meant before the pool party on Saturday," sighed the voice, " anyway, since the party will be inside, I thought maybe play pin the tail on Chad. " Seeing Rico's confusion, the voice elucidated, "we blindfold players and they try to shove a dildo up Chad's ass."
"He's already set for ring toss, see!" Rico said pulling the tarp off.
Chad couldn't see the speaker, but from his vantage point he could see part of a massive house- make that a mansion.
The voice complained, "It's filthy. You can't bring it in my home like that. You need to wash and dry it. You can take him over to the garages. The farthest one is equipped for washing cars. The chauffeur can help you. Maybe you could spread his butt cheeks, and open his mouth, and spread his butt cheeks while you are at it. You could pose him like the center is handing him the ball, as he says, oh!"
"It might help if I knew the size dildos," sighed Rico.
" Oh, they're models of Chad's cock. One of his dates got him to let her make a cast of his penis, and she's been making and selling Chad dildos online. I bought a dozen, see Chad's going to tuck himself each time someone line the tail. "
"Could I have couple to make sure they fit?"
Chad's flattened brain ached as he tried to process the conversation.