The horde's drooling, frenzied circle stopped inches away as the elevator came up with a "ding".
"Ooooooooooooh, more cuties!" chirped a bootylicious brunette standing in front of the doors.
She was greeted by a chainsaw through the gut as they opened, the bimbos looking on as she got hacked across the middle.
The halves fell as a bloodied shirtless blonde in torn jeans stepped out.
"Hi guys!" Strawberry smiled as she waved her hand at them.
"But- WHAT-HOW DID-?!" Evaline sputtered.
"Guess you could say we never saw it coming!" Larry said with a wink.
"But the elevator light's up there." Strawberry said.
"No, they never "saw" it coming!" Colin said with a wink as he caught on.
"But I just like, cut one in half." Strawberry said, "What do you mean they never-"
"USE THE CHAINSAW ON THEM!" the crew shouted in their little huddle.
"Why didn't you say so?" Strawberry asked as she revved it up.
The ditz let out her most fearsome battle cry, sounding like an angry kitten, and ran to her friends.
"Get her!" one of the bimbos yelled.
The crew rolled away weapons readied as Strawberry tore her way through the oncoming horde.
Colin pulled Mary Anne away from a pouncing bimbo and let off three headshots.
A brunette ran up from behind as Larry slashed her throat, the knife flying from his hand into the back of another infected's head.
Evaline and Adeline's weapons fell into the pool as they went for them.
They screamed as a pair of asian twins flew at them, before the infected were double decapitated by Strawberry's chainsaw.
The crew noticed that the blonde had torn through a couple of them in the chaos and got an idea.
"Okay girls, it's time to fu-uuuuuuuuu-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the head bimbo as the head of her bestie smacked her in the face.
She fell through the air like an anvil, her face smashing against the sidewalk.
"The fuck?!" Paige asked as two more bimbos smashed down.
"I'm going in after them." Carter said as he grabbed his minigun.
Up above, the crew was holding on pretty well.
Evaline tossed severed body parts upwards as Mary Anne smacked them with a pool umbrella.
The sluts stumbled back by twos and threes and Strawberry went full berserk tearing them apart.
Carter rushed up the stairs ready to cause some carnage...
He found the crew huddled together as Strawberry dug her chainsaw into a blonde's face, the rest of them fleeing in the elevator.
The cable snapped under the weight and sent them all plummeting.
"Guess you guys handled yourselves pretty good..." Carter grinned, looking before asking "Hey where's the old lady?"
"I think Strawberry overdid her part." Evaline said as she pointed towards a wall.
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Colin tossed the last heap of dirt on, Mary Anne clasping her hands in prayer.
"I don't get it, how did SHE do THAT on her own?!" Paige asked in shock.
"What I fail to understand is how you weren't infected." Margaret thought.
"Oh that's easy!" Strawberry smiled.
The bimbos pinned her to the ground, their faces inches away.
"Eeeeeeeeee, bad breath, bad breath!" she said trying to find some stink in her mouth.
"Oh, like, sorry." the bimbos said before getting up and strutting off.
"Huh?" the ditz went as she got up.
"Hey hottie, pools party's this way!" smiled a DDD rocking redhead as she smacked the blonde's butt.
"Uhhhh... thanks?" she replied.
"And then I went downstairs and found this by a tree!" the blonde chirped with the chainsaw in hand.
"Not buying it." Paige said with a pistol drawn.
"Stop! Think about it!" Chester said as he lowered her gun, "She doesn't look any different, right?"
"Yeah, same ditzy blonde idiot, what's your point?" Paige asked.
"The bimbos thought she was one of them, that's what!" Lynn spat.
"We could use this to our advantage..." added Margaret.
"Guess you're not useless afterall." Evaline smiled.
"So where as we going?" Strawberry asked.
The crew whispered among each other as they figured out the perfect testing ground.
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"Are you sure this is gonna work?" Strawberry asked as she covered up her privates.
"If it worked before, it'll work better now." Colin said.
"Remember the safe phrase?" Paige asked.
"Two plus two equals four?" Strawberry asked.
"Good." Paige said as she slammed the backdoors shut.
Strawberry sighed as she strutted over to the....