The parking lot was empty; and despite the doors to the mall being unlocked and all of the lights turned on, the mall seemed deserted. "Something seems weird about this place dude" Bill said with concern, "Maybe we should just try our luck with the next place"
"We're in the middle of heck'n nowhere bro! We might as well scavenge this place for-" Ted interrupted himself as he stopped cold in his tracks, "Dude..." he held Bill back with one arm as he pointed at a very particular store. A Lingerie store. "Like, if nobody's around, we could totally at least check out some stuff we're like, never gonna check out if we know people are watchin..."
Bill's face immediately turned red "W-wha? Dude you're sounding a little creepy there uh.. we really oughta at least find something to get the car fixed up... and there's gotta be like, somebody around; this feels like a prank vid in the making" he said, calming himself down a little as his head looked around, anywhere but Ted's face or the Lingerie Store.
"Pfft, if it is, nobody's gonna remember us dude; that kinda setup is frakin' old anyway" Ted said, blowing off Bill's concerns. "Lets go already we can find the oil later... unless you're too scared about gettin caught with a pair of panties in your hand again hahaha!" Ted said, negging Bill on over the time he caught him holding some. Tim turned away and started walking to the store, expecting Bill to follow like always.
Bill stood there a second; shocked, embarrassed, and slightly afraid. Then before he realized it, he started to...