"Hey It's me" Your roomate James shouted as he closed the door behind him.
You back out of the news app and reply "Yo", thinking to yourself 'how did a fake SCP-looking article make it into my news app'. but you stop thinking about it anymore. Tonight was the night you were going to take your roommate out to the club and catch some tail for once! He normally keeps himself cooped up in his room most of the time, so the new experience should do him some good.
Meeting up with him in the living room, he looks like he had a rougher day at work than normal; "Ugh... Can we call it off tonight? I'm not feeling up to it anymore..." he mumbles.
"No way dude, I finally get you to agree to this, you're not backing out now! Besides, this is the kind of night you're *supposed* to have after the day you look like you had!" you reassure him.
"My day was great until the bus ride home; It was packed and on my way some kinda hooker scratched me! I wrote it off but walking back from the stop I started to feel sick" He says somewhat tired but insistent.
"Dude just go clean yourself up; spray some antiseptic on it, splash some water on your face, and you'll feel like a million bucks. I'll even buy us the food tonight too!" He usually doesn't put up this much of a fight, but you know he can't resist a free meal.
"Ugh... alright...." he picks himself off the couch and enters his room to change out of his work clothes. Already dressed for tonight, you head over to your own washroom to freshen up too.
A few minutes later, you're out in the living room waiting for James. You decide to...