Jeff and Greg had known each other since kindergarten, the pair did everything together; helped each other through the toughest times, and partied through the best of times.
They took a trip to Florida for Jeff's 25th birthday, and were just setting out for a night of hitting up the hottest clubs when they heard a commotion from down the hall. The newlywed couple sounded like they were starting their night way earlier than expected, and hotel staff had arrived to tell them to keep it down; only for a pair of arms to reach out and pull the staffer in too.
"Wow now that couple knows how to have a good time!" Jeff smirked as they continued walking in the other direction down the hall. The door now open, and with a third voice joining them, their cries of ecstasy only grew louder.
"Huh, I could have sworn that bellhop was a dude though..." Greg wondered as he realized he was hearing two feminine voices and only one guy's voice coming from the room.
Suddenly another door slammed open; "SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ACTUALLY SLEEP AROUND HERE" a perturbed man stomped out. "HEY YOU GODDAMN RABBITS TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH" he shouted at the threesome from the hallway. Greg watched as the response from inside the room seemed to be some kind of small spittle of liquid that landed directly on the angry man's forehead. The man was extremely disgusted by this act of disrespect, but as he turned around to go back to his own room; he stopped in his tracks, dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and began screaming!
"Yo what the heck" Jeff had just pressed the elevator button when the man's screams got his attention.
"Uh should we like see if he's ok?" Greg asked Jeff as the elevator made it's way to the floor they were on.