Jeff is feeling sick. His first sorte into the locker room as a jersey resulted in him being used by a Mexican janitor as a rag to clean the toilets. Fortunately the chronivac is working right and after 30 minutes of hanging on the end of the filthy mop, Jeff is transported to another high school locker room. At least he's clean again, and he changes from silky nylon to mesh and changes colors to match the home team. Of course it's night and the schools are closed, so every 30 minutes without being worn, Jeff gets transported to yet another school. The first few he recognized, now they all look the same. Maybe this wasn't such a hot idea? he thinks, as he finds himself in another locker room with a tall hispanic man reaching for him. Oh, no, not again!
Coach Rodriguez picks up the jersey frowning. "This equipment is expensive and here the players just toss them around like rags," he mutters and then smiles. The jersey doesn't belong to any of his players, it is emblazoned with his name and his old number from his college days. Javier Rodriguez rushes back to his office to try on his new jersey. Jeff is relieved that he's finally going to be worn, but the gray haired covered chest and paunch of a 55 year old football coach wasn't exactly what he had in mind. Still it beat being a janitor's rag or hanging in empty locker rooms.
As the day went on Jeff warmed to his new home. He was a snug fit on the tall stout coach, but at least he was close to the team, and 30 minutes after he was taken off he'd return to another locker room, and new wearer.
That night Coach Rodriguez' team won their first game of the season. Unfortunately for Jeff the Coach was superstititious, and decided that his new jersey was lucky, and he vowed not to take it off as long as the team kept winning. Jeff didn't mind at first when the coach wore him to bed, then to the gym, the store, and then to bed again, and on Sunday under his clothes to church, but by Tuesday Jeff was starting to find Javier's body odor quite intolerable.
Finally, the coach capitulated to complaints from those around him and took a shower with Jeff on and then he dried them both off with a blow dryer and towel.