Jeff was enjoying his life as Taylor's jersey. After 2 weeks, Taylor had gotten his gay ass thrown out of his home, moved in with his English teacher, and won the team two victories.
The English teacher side of Bob felt that Taylor was wasting his talents on football, when he should be developing his mind. After a particularly spectacular row over this, Taylor stormed out of the house, and in a fit of rage Bob grabbed Taylor's jersey and tossed him in the Good Will box across the street from his home. He instantly regretted his rashness, but he couldn't reach the shirt. While he was inside phoning Good Will, a truck from the charity was collecting the jersey and other items from the bin.
"Hey, Carlos, think this belongs to the high school quarterback you were raving about?"
Carlos grabs the jersey, and puts it on. "Yes sir, my lucky day!"
Jeff has a new home.