Andy loved dogs. More accurately, he loved puppies. Anything cute and cuddly he was all over. But the nasty barking ones or big ones or grouse slobbery ones were not for him at all, which you would think would be a problem for a part time pet sitter. Normally it would be an issue, but Andy just chose not to accept the job if the dog or cat or bunny was anything less than adorable and kind. It might mean the client would be suddenly left without a sitter and have to cancel their plans last minute, but that wasn't Andy's problem. They should have had a cuter pet.
The next client was some lady in a house a bit out in the suburbs. Andy rang the doorbell and was immediately tackled from the side by a huge dog he hadn't seen napping on the porch. The mutt was a freaking monster of a bull dog. It must have weighed at least twice what Andy did, and a lot of it muscle, something that Andy definitely lacked. It easily knocked him onto his ass and began licking his face with a disgusting slobbery tongue. Andy scrambled away, trapping himself against the house wall. Somehow he managed to get to his feet in the midsts of the slobbery nightmare, only to have it jump up with its front legs pinning Andy in place while it kept soaking him with its tongue.
As he fought, he felt the dog trying to hump his leg. He looked down to see a cock bigger than any dog should have. Red and angry, it drooled as much as the mutt's mouth, if that was even possible, getting all over Andy's leg. Someone chuckled by the door. A large, butch lady had opened it to see what was happening.
“Getting along already, I see? Fido just loves company.”
Andy fought to get the bulldog away from his face, and spat, sure some of it had actually gotten into his mouth. The lady wasn't even calling the creature off him.
“Get this thing away from me!” Andy spattered. The lady whistled and the dog came to her, finally releasing Andy. He spun on them.
“That's the most disgusting mutt I've ever seen!” he screamed angrily, wiping the mucus off his face. Even just sitting there, the dog was slobbering like crazy. The lady looked offended and angry at his comment.
“Fido is an angel. You better treat him as such tonight.” Andy just began to march away.
“Not a chance I'm sticking around anywhere near that monster.”
“You can't just leave!” Andy didn't listen.