You go up to the counter and buy the doll. The clerk is confused but sell you it. When you get home you look at the doll and place it on the table. Then you walk all the way to the far end and *stretch* you’re made out of rubber. You snap it back into place and try bouncing. You whole body is bouncy and rubbery. You find out you are immune to electricity and acids that normally burn yourself. You also go into the freezer you can stretch in cold climates without breaking. Trying to cook you accidentally burn your hand but it doesn’t hurt yet it never melts like rubber. You look at the Stretch Armstrong doll and the box. It says “who ever finds this doll shall be given its powers and gifts of enhanced elasticity and properties rubber. You will not have any weaknesses and you shall also be bulletproof.” “PS you may become like the dolls features if you absorb it” you always wanted to have rubber, blond hair and have those gay tight black boxers stretch always wears. Plus they’re made out of rubber. Also having either a skinny body or having abs wouldn’t hurt.