"eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww," he says over and over as he lowers himself to the ground to start humping the mostly dark-grayish-looking grass through his large donkey irises.
"eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww," he continues saying, trying to talk as he gets himself closer and closer to climax.
"eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww eerrgghh hhhaaww," he continues saying in increasing blissful frustration, unable to use his front hooves as hands and fingers to grasp onto the dark-grayish-colored grass that is actually a deep, lush forest green under the continually rising golden sunlight. Sunlight, that to Jeff, will always look like a bright, glaring, washed-out white.
eerrgghh hhhaaww Eerrgghh Hhhaaww EERRRgghhh HHAAaaww ERRGGHH HHAAWWEERRGHHHAWWEHHHHAWEEEHHAEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!" he exclaims to the world, as he builds up and explodes though the crescendo of sexual sensations as several lumps pump though the long, dark tube attached to the underside of his large, round, gray-furred rump. His tail sticking straight up, and his two large black potatoe-sack lumps that contain his donkey melon-sized balls revealed, lying straight out behind him on the ground, with his penis extended far forward smashed between his large round belly and the dark gray, sweet-smelling grass. The intense photographic image of himself of what he looks like; what he is now stuck as; to an outside observer flashing through his mind. Mocking him.
But something else smells in the air other than the sweet grass as he finishes and clumsily stand back up to all fours. With his deed done and wanting, with all his might to be back to his normal human self, he scoffs at the idea of what a donkey is like he always has done after such a session. Only this time, he cannot just sit down at his computer to play his favorite online game. This time, he is STUCK! And will forever always be! No way to just "shed" this skin. This body. This body is now who he is! A donkey! A middle-aged, fat, gray donkey who cannot play video games. Isn't even physically capable of doing so.
"EEERRRGGHH HHHAAWW EEERRGGHH HAAWW EEERRRGGHH HHHAAWW!!' he shouts at the world. Wanting to shed tears and cry. But that's all he is ever able to manage to ever express his complex set of human-level emotions and thoughts:
"EEERRRGGHH HHHAAWW EEERRRGGHH HHHAAWW EEERRRGGHH HHHAAWW!!!" That, and curling his lips, revealing his ugly, yellow-black, blocky donkey teeth and biting at the air.
Suddenly, overtop of his loud, desperate braying and air-chomping, he hears a car pull into the driveway behind him! Quieting down out of sheer terror, he slowly turns to look. All he sees is a dark shadow sitting in the direction of where his parents' driveway is located.
Scared shitless, his large penis shrivels up in terror as he hears two car doors opening then closing very LOUDLY! He hears his parents' voices talking as if they were standing right next to him;
"It's good to be home," he hears his mom say.
"I wonder how Jeff was while we were away. I can't wait to see him!" she continues.
Terrified that his parents would see him and immediately recognize what he was up to, alarm bells go off in his head as his large donkey heart begins pounding in his chest. His stomache sharply "drops", and he's barely able to catch a breath. His large, broad ears flattened against his skull. His terrified brain is screaming at himself to run! But there is nowhere to run to in time before they notice him! Even if there was, he was utterly frozen in place as he hears his parents talking, then hears the gate open.
As soon as it does, he hears his mother inhale sharply, and say:
"Oh my God!"