James woke up one day to that he had a package arive for him.
He went out to see what it was, *A universal remote?* he pondered *I dont remember ordering this, oh well free shit!*
James went back to the dining room where he could see his girlfriend, Abby, and his roommate, Harold in the living room watching TV.
He was reading the instruction manuel, *No, it cant be...* James thought, So he decided to test it .
He pointed it at his girlfriends body and at a Pikachu on his mug and
Flash!!!
James looked over and he couldnt beleive it!
The his girl friend was.. With a short plump adorable rat like body
"Cmon" Abby said "Lets me charge your phone!"
Nope, not happening, Not after what happened to my last one" Harold protested
James sheepishly walked over and said "Hey uhhh babe my phones getting a little low on juice"
She stuck her little stubby finger in and it charged up all the way
"See? He knows, he trusts me!" Abby replyed back
James went back to his seat *Oh my god this really works!*
But now what to do James decided to...