Hailey stared at the photo she had taken of Chester Biggs and his friends. She expected to see muscular young men but instead it was four young women wearing jerseys and short-shorts that showed off their sleek legs and rounded asses. The legs made made her super jealous. They were long and sleek and didn’t stop. Even more confusingly, the African American girl in the middle of the group had the name Biggs on her jersey.
Hailey turned to her friend Lacey who was seated in the desk beside her. She handed Lacey the photo and asked “do you know who these girls are?”
“Uh yeah. That’s Chesty Biggs and her crew on the soccer team. Why?”
“Chesty? What kind of name is that?”
“Oh come on. Chelsea has such huge tits we all call her that. You call her that too!”
“I’ve never met her? Is she related to Chester Biggs?”
“Who’s that?”
“My crush” stated Hailey. “Come on you know that!”
“You have a crush on Chesty Biggs? Are you a... ya know... into girls now?”
“What?! No?!”
“Did you smoke up before school or something? You’re acting weird.”
Before Hailey could answer the bell rang. In cane Amanda Sudgekiss, the photography teacher. “Hello class!” She exclaimed before launching into the day’s lecture. This went on for a half an hour as Hailey stared at the photos. The soccer girls were weird, but the other two were wrong as well.
One showed a classroom with two boys and two girls. One pair was a nerdy girl with classes engaged in what looked like a happy conversation with a nerdy Hispanic boy. The other pair was a thick redhead making out with a scrawny blonde boy. Where had the nerds playing their nerd game gone?
The other photo was even stranger. It was two women in their thirties dressed in tight jeans and flannel shirts. One wore a cowboy hat while the other had a large hillbilly style perm. They were leading a milk cow through the school hallway.
Hailey was lost. None of this made sense. But then she heard the teacher exclaimed “ok. Time to turn in your homework. For the remaining twenty minutes I want you to go out into the hallway and try to get more photos! They’ll be due Friday.”
The students formed a line to turn in the assignment. Hailey reluctantly dropped her photos into the bin and wandered into the hallway. She pondered what to do.