Below the motor vehicles list Jeff found an "alternative modes of transport" section, which was full of all manner of things that he used back when he was younger including bikes, skateboards, scooters, and most intriguing to Jeff; Roller skates.
Jeff suddenly remembered his sixth grade year and the sheer amount of time he spent on his mothers old roller skates that he fished from the attic. Now he had a chance to experience something new!
The moment he clicked the option, his world shifted. His body took on a hard, leathery texture with black pigment staining his pale skin. His fingers thinned out and turned to fabric laces knotting themselves on his forming chest. Beneath his back, large wooden wheels were nailed to his black leather body. In one last attempted peep, he was gone.
On the floor in front of the computer sat a shiny pair of roller skates, eagerly awaiting an owner to take him for a ride.