You stare at the sentence. You can feel the alcohol coursing through your body. You’re really curious just how dramatic a change this thing can make. In your inebriated state you get a funny idea and decide to try it. You replace “drinking” with “jacking-off.” You’re not sure if the hyphen will count as “one word” and you’re really not sure how you might “Jack-off” in the first place.
You confirm the change and your reality shifts. You’re holding a soft rag and running it up and down a long shaft that emerges from your mons pubis. It sparks with intense sensation as your hand runs up and down. The throbbing hardness is strange but pleasurable.
Your other hand reaches between your legs. You cup two large testicles that hang loosely. You fondle them. It feels strange but amazing. Your fingers explore their countries and you trace them up to their base, noting that unlike most balls these ones hang individually. You probe up and find you still have a pussy.
Your hand on your shaft starts moving more quickly. You pant in excitement as you feel the pressure grow. Suddenly, a rush of fluid spurts from the tip as you climax intently. The penis quickly looses its stiffness and hangs loosely between your legs.
That was incredible. You run another query of yourself. This time it says “This attractive 36 year old hermaphrodite is a bit drunk and very horny.”