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Amusingly... awkward...

added by makutamon 3 years ago O

There were a lot of things that often happened in and around Animalia that were considerably awkward when they happen to someone, but were considered highly amusing by those who witness it. But sometimes there were cases that were considered truly inappropriately hilarious.

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The first was from "Archie" Adam Archibald accidently ripping off the front door of Dorian's family manor with his new, Animalian, strength. But fortunately Dorian, who was developing a reputation as a "master do-it-yourselfer" was able to replace it in under a day. Archie was informed about Animalian Acclimation Classes, and decided to take them. But because there weren't any readily available at either MacDuff's Castle or Dorian's Land. So he decided to get them at Animalia's primary "colony".

Fortunately he was able to get a new passport without too much trouble, but it was when he had arrived at Animalia International Airport and was waiting for his luggage at the baggage claim that ended up being one of Animalia's classic "amusingly awkward moment".

It was no secret that Sylvia was one of the first "shameless flirts" of Animalia, despite baseless claims about Animalia having "several dozen", but the newest mares to join Animalia were seemingly drawn to him like magnets, which was something he was certainly wasn't used to, as well as the fact that they were all wearing high cut shorts to show off their new tattoos.

"Now ladies," said Archie, both confused and embarrassed at what he was the center of, "You don't need to do this, I'll just pick up my luggage and be on my way to my hotel room."

"What else could you have brought," said one of the six, not helping his embarrassment with the fact that she had dark red fur and brighter red mane and tail and certainly not helping that she had decided to have both her mane and tail permed, "besides your sexy self."

"Oh, Lord Archie," said another member, who at least sounded like she was a fellow British, while hugging herself in her imaginary fantasy, "ravage me with your knowledge of ancient fertility rites."

"That isn't really something you talk about in public." said a voice, instantly snapping everyone back to reality on where they were. Then it sort of crossed the line when a really young girl, not even 10 years old, asked what one of the "nice pony ladies" was talking about. At that, someone who decided to take a digital photo decided to attempt to disarm the situation by saying,

"Okay smile everybody say 'awkward'...".

Later on the Animalia Website there was clear outrage about this, mainly from mothers. But someone cleverly, yet unintentionally, exposed the hypocrisy in the angry comments.

"And if women call us sex-crazed, what is this called?"

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There was also a comment on Jen-Jen's interview with Leslie made by a well known political conservative, commentator, writer, and lawyer about Leslie being "gender-queer" due to his habit of puffing up his throat sac near groups of women. But fortunately before the PR-MD could explain what was going on, a registered (and confirmed) ornithologist exposed him for being a snide moron as well as being ignorant about the mating rituals of the species of frigatebird that Leslie chose to be. Said political conservative later admitted that his comment was wrong, but that didn't mean that people still laughed at him, especially since Lisa brought it up in one of her comedy routines.


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