"Look Jordan I know Keith can be an ass so let me help you", you offer.
"Dude what the fuck", Keith yells in protest.
"Help me how", Jordan asks with a confused look.
"Like this", you say as you point the keys at Keith and press the button. With a flash Keith in now back to being a German Shepherd and is sitting on his haunches before Jordan.
"What the fuck", Jordan yells startled as he jumps back from Keith.
Desperate Keith runs across the room and jumps on you barking and whining. Even though you couldn't understand him you knew that he was asking why you turned him into a dog and was begging to be turned back.
"Down Keith get off me", you scold Keith as you push him away.
"Keith, are you sayin that, that dog is Keith", Jordan asked still trying to piece together what was happening.
"Yes using these keys I turned Keith into a dog", you begin to explain, "That dog was a police officer, and in the bathroom is Ben Wilcox who I turned into a talking toilet."
"So what... what are you sayin. Are you tryin to threaten me?"
"No, I know that in the past Keith hasn't been the nicest to you so I am offering you a couple of choices. First for the next month I will leave Keith as a dog and you can have him as your pet. Second I will turn Keith into something else, of your choosing, for a month. Finally if you wish, I will turn you into anything you want but, i reserve the right to choose to turn you back at anytime or leave you as what I turn you into for the rest of your life."
"Are you serious", Jordan asked.
"Yep or you can just walk away right now", finish offering your deal to Jordan and he looks stunned as does Keith.