You decided to snoop around in your parents, because they never let you in so there must be something good. You rummage through every wardrobe until you stumble across something.
Two dog bowls, a leash, a collar and a doggy bed. But you didn’t have a dog, which meant your parents were getting you one! But that’s not why you were excited, you stripped down until you were completely naked and put on the dog collar, It said ‘Rudi’, a good name for a dog. You can on your knees and crawl around the house.
After a little while of crawling and playing with a ball, you became hungry, you went back to your parents room and grabbed the doggy bowl with your teeth and dragged it to the kitchen, surprisingly there was dog food, hidden away at the back. You decided to try it and it wasn’t that bad. But you immediately needed to use the bathroom, you were about to stand up when you remembered, you were a dog!
You opened your back door and crawled outside, walked over to the drain, lifted one leg up and let out a stream of pee, you the sat like a dog would and took a dump on the floor. You got up and crawled back inside. What now?