"Ring, ring, ring," the phone rang at the bedside table, as Amy picked up the receiver and said a "Hello," she with a nervously shaky voice.
"Miss Amy, so glad you are able to speak still, did you have a fun weekend? Indeed, as by how you answered the phone, having a nervous tone to your voice, suggests you are not alone. You have a friend there, if they be a male and you used your special cream-salve on him, he is now a very intelligent male goat. You became yourself, or as you were when you entered my shop.
Yet, it you met a woman and made use of your salve to infecting her, she is and shall remain as your faithful, nymphomaniac satyress lover.
I do not here anything, so I bet you now own a large male goat, who like to mate missionary style.
If you return to my shop for a second jar of the same salve, you need to know this, as you cannot use the salve for the next four weeks, or a satyr female form shall be the new you, like permanently!"
"Who are you," asked a shaken Amy, as her buck goat friend took to his licking about her crotch.
"Me, or I, the shop keeper you visited in Chinatown this last Friday. Really, after such a rioter weekend, you have no clue about the place and went, or of just who you spoke to, trusted, and bought a curious product; all on the word of and old man!" He said, he the him was the elderly Chinese man she met, talked with and bought a product based on hope.
"Know this, and I do hope your male friend is listening, as he is as he will remain, being a male goat, but not wholly an animal. His human intelligence is with him still. Although due to his reduced brain size, he cannot read or write, but he does understand every word spoken to him. He may, if bright and imaginative, learn or teach himself how to speak, as this for you shall be an aid to continued fun flings.
Oh, and know this too, he cannot make you pregnant, his changed chromosomes are all wrong, even when you are as a satyress.
He can and could if you lease him as a herd sire to a goat farm then sire kid goats. He would need to know what you expect of him, and as have others with new horny friends, some goats, bulls, horses, ponies, donkeys, and various wilder beasts, earned a great sum from leasing their friend or lover."