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Animalia Ambassadoria: Halloween Hilarity Episode

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"Hello everyone, and welcome to a Halloween Special of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Abby, starting off the latest Episode of Animalia Ambassadoria.

"We're going to be hopping around Spookyville as we both look at unique people and some of the news featuring Animalia during October." said Jen-Jen, dressed up as a witch.

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"One of our most unique members is Lucy Greenwall, Owner of Wiccan's Woods." said Amy, who was currently getting ready to interview her. "Part of what makes her interesting is that her old owner left her grimoires to her upon her death shortly after her uplifting, and she was able to easily master the spells in those grimoires." After that, the interview began. One of the things that was discussed was the fact that she helped differentiate real witchcraft from 'Popular witchcraft', such as from Harry Potter or similar things. She also said that 'real' witches and wizards were ordinary men and women who knew how to perform folk rituals, create good luck charms, and prepare herbal medicine. Part of the reason why witches had a lot of negative stigma was the fact that the folk rituals often involved communication with spirits considered 'evil' by the church at the time, which ended up with the old beliefs being banned for more than 200 years. But there was one thing that made a lot of people nervous.

"For those planning to use the Ouija Board paranormal game this Halloween, you should be wary of it." said Miss Greenwall, "Some may think of it as 'just a game' but it's power should never be underestimated. While most Ouija board spirits are kind and helpful, there are also violent spirits as well, who will not be happy of having their rest disturbed and might take it out on you or one of your friends."

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There was also some coverage of the Bounty Hunt that not only helped explore/explain some of the aspects of organized crime. There was a really funny one where Andre and Melissa confronted one of the outlaw bosses who had "taken control" of a candy factory (for the sake of the game) for the Magog Cartel.

After most of the gang were captured the gang boss came out and called out to them. "You argonians having fun smackin' my boys around?"

Andre knew what to say because he had seen a friend playing Stranger's Wrath game once. "Well it's not quite the Halloween Party you and Blisterz Booty gonna have. Smackin' it up in that... cozy jail."

"Blisterz Booty?! Oh, no! I ain't goin' back in a cell with him! Oh, no, I've got dignity!" he cried out before running off chanting, "Ain't ever goin' back! Never goin' back! I've got dignity!"

"Wha...?" asked one of the two remaining outlaws while the other answered "You do not want to know."

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"Probably one of the most popular parts of Spookyville is the Halloween Adaptation of the Meat Market at Animalia, which is temporarily named the Slaughterhouse." said Malice, who was doing her part of the coverage before entering. But she was videobombed by the now somewhat famous six mares who were known to have saved up their money for their conversions, and had gotten tattoos on their thighs similar yet different to Sylvia's. But because of the suggestive language they used to find what could be found there, the rest of the clip had to be pulled, but there was one version that was considered the "uncut" version on the premium website that showed the language.

"You can certainly find some hunky werewolf dudes," said one as she stepped through the entrance.

"A few sexy vampire men," continued a second, much to Malice's growing discomfort.

"Perhaps some superheroes in spandex, grindin' up on you while dancing..." said a third. But at that point the camera stopped recording and was "finished" by Vlad collapsing facedown on the desk while Dimitri crossed off yet another name while saying, "Oh brother."

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"And that's all the time we have for this episode," said Jessica, who was winding it up, "Because we're going to get one last batch of candy before we go to college. So have a Happy Halloween, be safe out there, and we'll see you next time in the wilds of Animalia."


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