I suddenly felt a growl coming from my stomach, man was I hungry today. That gives me an idea. I now have the ability make anyone into any food that I wanted. Might as well dine on whatever or who ever I felt like.
"Mate, do you want anything to eat?"
My friend peered inside my room but was cut off of my response by his sudden transformation into a little cupcake on the floor. He had white icing with sprinkles and a cherry on top.
I picked him up and swallowed him down. With a gentle rubbing on my stomach he was gone. Once he was my friend, now he's just a nice turd tomorrow morning.
Man, that was good. Burp!