Chad could only lie there immobilized and unable to speak or move. He stared up at the room. He wished he could see himself.
After the shower stopped, Chad waited. There was the sound of a toilet flushing and the sink running. Then a clean dry Karl grinning from ear to ear carrying a glass. As he approached, Chad could see the glass contained water and a brown piece of shit. He wasn't going to make Chad drink that?
"Yo, Chad, plan B, it's planting time." Karl picked Chad up, and carried him and the glass over to the window. "This window faces south, so my seedy friend, you should get plenty of light. Now to plant you in this nutritious shit, and watch you grow."
NO! screamed Chad, but no one heard.
SPLASH. Push. SQUISH.
Chad was planted in Karl's stinky shit. under water, and waitng for sunrise. He didn't sleep well.
It was nearly two days before Chad split open and buried his hungry tendrils in his new substrate.
Karl grinned as he saw the sprout growing in the glass.
"Yes siree, Chad, you're growing nicely. Wonder what you will be when you're done growing? I mean I would have selected something specific if I had had time, I just told the program to optimize your DNA as a plant to keep you mostly Chad. So is Chad best suited to be a corn plant? Or a rose bush, or an oak? We will just have to wait and see."