"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, kicking off the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria.
"Today we're looking at some of the newest members of Animalia as well as some updates from Dino City about THEIR new members." said Malice.
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"One of our newest members is Ms. Brusmith, who is now a macaroni penguin Animalian." said Jen-Jen, beginning her interview. She had already done an interview with Mari after she had converted, but it was clear that Ms. Brusmith was very different from Mari. Not only was she larger in both hips and bust than Mari, she had also retained her hair, which she had apparently dyed in a way to compliment her new crest/eyebrow. During her interview, Ms. Brusmith answered some questions that either had some viewers confused, or censored out entirely (much to some viewers disappointment).
"Is there anything you don't like about your new form?" asked Jen-Jen.
"The one thing I DON'T like is the fact that I now have a monobrow." said Ms. Brusmith. At that there was a scene from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy where Eddy says "Yeah, that's right. You have one eyebrow."
"So what are you doing now that you're converted?" asked Jen-Jen, finally wrapping up the interview.
"I'm actually a full-time stripper at the Meat Market." answered Ms. Brusmith. "Miss Fabina actually knows a thing or two about talent."
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"From Dino City," said Johan Eecks, who was spending the weekend with his grandparents in Texas, "We've got some another punk rocker who suffered an ecstasy overdose and got to the hospital in time and decided to detox completely by becoming a Dinotopian. While he was initially unsure of what to choose, he did find one that he liked really well, Amargasaurus. For those who don't know, Amargasaurus is another, relatively small, sauropod from Argentina who had something that not only made it unique, but also had paleontologists confused, parallel rows of punk rock spikes down it's back. While paleontologists are still unsure what function they actually served, they now have at least some answers."
"Also, we're now live with Sgt. Slash, an ex-Marine Drill Sargent from the same generation as Sgt. Bash who is now Dino City's 'Drill Sargent', and is also a Giganotosaurus." After that, Johan began interviewing Sgt. Slash, who was sitting on the ground due to his size. During the interview, he made it pretty clear that the only thing he had against "hippie culture" was their seemingly vehement opposition of the Vietnam war. Also he made it clear that, while he had occasionally threatened to eat a few ex-hippie 'recruits', he wouldn't have actually done so, since the edicts forbid that.
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"Probably the most surprising thing actually started during Animalia's Thanksgiving Feast." said Abby, doing her coverage at Claw Coliseum. "During the feast, Beacon and Allura learned both learned about another feature of the angler fish, their expandable stomach." at that there was a picture of both Beacon and Allura post-gorging, with a recorded comment by someone who was clearly British trying (and failing to sound Asian): "Cor' brimey, what big bellies they got!" It was also followed by a Horizon scientist explaining why angler fishes would have expandable stomachs.
"Fortunately, Claw Coliseum has special workout programs for just such an occasion." said Abby after the scientist finished speaking, showing Xena, who was now a registered trainer, helping out Beacon and Allura. What was probably the most surprising was that, not only were their bellies half the size they were before, but some of it clearly "went to their chests and butts", while their muscles were also visibly larger than before.
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"And that's all the time we have for today's episode." said Sarah, wrapping it up, "See you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."