So there was Ty the raptor headed whatever (?) aboard a
cruise ship of various human derived monsters.
So that feral green male dragon kind of stood out of the crowd
since by Ty's wish he shouldn't have been a feral western dragon
but a human with two dragon heads,a human with
a tail that had a dragons barbed end or some other such
freak of human nature.
So although Ty kept glancing quickly at this "fly in the ointment"
he was too polite to ask the out of place normal looking western
dragon what he was doing aboard a cruise ship overflowing with human-monster freaks.
So Ty made small talk with the normal (?) monsters and tried
to get his new monster friends to reveal who the green feral
dragon was
but nobody knew.
So things moseyed along till another feral dragon
a black scaled female this time
entered the lounge and stood beside the green male dragon.
It seemed a good a time as any to instroduce himself to the
dragon couple and so Ty broke off a conversation he was
having with a ape wearing a space helmet and introduced
himself to the two feral dragons.
They introduced themselves as
Fafnir Hoard the Ninth and his wife Hieronymina Hoard .
So Ty came to learn they weren't actually transformed humans
like everyone else aboard the ship but were natural born dragons who had laid low since the Middle Ages in a cave
somewhere in the Catskills accumulating a hoard.
They'd been afraid to go out into human society all this while
for fear of having to deal with knights ,their warhorses and
the lances,arrows and swords that knights generally
came equipped with.
Then a week earlier,when they'd realized humanity had all
turned into monsters the two dragons had decided it was time
to get out of the cave and enjoy life a little.
So they'd taken some of the hoard coins and bought a honeymoon cruise for the two of them aboard the Monster Cruise Ship.
The two dragons and Ty then chatted about where the Cruise Ship
aught to go.After all Fafnir and Hieronymina
had about a thousand years of vacation time to
make up for.
Ty didn't actually know but he knew his mother Judy
had once been a travel agent for a cruise line.
And so the three headed down to Mark and Judy's cabin
where Ty knocked on the door.
A cobra headed monster woman,Judy,answered the knock
and let her son and his two new friends in,where they had
tea and crumpets whilst they discussed the matter.....