"And you know what the best part is?" Katie added.
"What?"
"We'll never fight over boyfriends because I made you a total lesbian!"
"Uh, what?"
"And things will never get weird between us because you're totally not interested in white girls! Only black or Asian women! So you'll never get any weird crushes on me and we can just be best friends! Awesome, right?"
Jazz wasn't particularly upset by the discovery of her new sexuality--in fact "lesbian cheerleader with a thing for Asian girls" fit Milton's fantasy life pretty well--but she was wondering about the fact that Katie seemed to have an awful lot of power over her.