I was shocked, SHOCKED! Before my very eyes, I watched as my body melted into a puddle around my shoes. The puddle was a bright, almost fluorescent pink. I
was thus assured this was not the same as at the last fraternity party I attended. In that earlier incident, the puddle was an amber color. And I was not losing height.
Eventually, my eyesight disappeared into my red plaid flannel shirt. When a reemerged, I was looking directly up at the strange little girl that I had earlier rescued
before stumbling into The Other Zone. Grinning broadly, she dabbed me with a large sponge. I could feel myself being drawn into the sponge, my body squishing in and
out of the many nooks and crannies. Giving my flexible abode a good squeeze, I quickly splurted out into a tall glass. Again staring up at the girl, but unable to speak a
word, I saw she add a wedge of lime to the side of the glass an insert a straw. And with a few noisy sips, I was again in darkness. Then I got my bearings. Good lord!
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