You thought to yourself for a moment, and then realized the perfect way to make her pay. You quickly changed unfaithful and read the sentence internally.
|| A gay wife getting fucked by a coworker ||
Being more than a little immature now, you chuckled to this. You figured that if she was gonna be cheating, she might suddenly hate the person she's doing it with. No way would a lesbian enjoy sex with some guy. At least, that's what you hoped would happen. Instead, you suddenly realized how reality changed to accommodate this as you checked her again.
|| This lesbian dyke is getting funded in the ass by her girlfriend with a strap on ||
You blushed harder than you ever had and put the phone down for a moment. You're younger, and now somewhat slower brain had to process what was just read. Memories started to flood back to your head and confused everything even more. A part of you remembered being an old man who occasionally said hello to a young couple next door. Another part of your brain remembered an annoying older couple looking down on you all the time. And then another part of you remembered the cool lesbian couple who always gave out great halloween candy.
"This is getting out of hand." You thought, clutching your head.