Jennifer couldn’t decide whether to laugh or to puke. There was no way the curse was real, right?
“Well, Jenny?” Kyle taunted from the other end of the line, “I’m waiting.”
“Like that stupid curse is even real, you geekwad,” Jenny bit at him, “You’re just mad at me because I pulled down your pants and showed everyone your tiny ass dick! Big deal, it happens to everyone!”
“I was embarrassed in front of the cute girl from the chess team!” Kyle shouted at the arrogant cheerleader, “You ruined my chances with her, and now you get to suffer! Luckily for me, you never answered in time, so you get to have both.”
“Whatever,” Jenny rolled her eyes, “Let’s see whatever weird thing you’re gonna ‘curse’ me with.”
“It all begins with your ass, my dear,” Kyle began, “and for that matter what your ass releases. Your transformation is thus: you will find yourself afflicted with random and spontaneous burts of really bad gas. You’ll end up farting a whole lot more, and you won’t have any control over it. They’re going to be long, loud, and rancid.
“Plus, every time you fart, you’re gonna find certain parts of yourself swell and fatten. With every gas attack, your butt will get bigger, your thighs will get thicker, your pussy will get puffier, your hips will get huger, your waist will get wider, and your belly will get blubberier! You will have a limit to how big you’re going to be in the end, but where that is is a long way off, and it’s not like you’ll stop farting when you hit that cap. Finally, your gas has a one in five chance of being infectious to other girls, and same rules apply to them too, so good luck with that.
Just to make sure I win with this, if the cute girl from chess gets infected, she will start liking me, so I will have effectively fixed the mess you put me in! Also, just for fun, most people will be worried about you and genuinely feel sorry about your condition, but they still might complain about the smell. And I’ll make it so you always have clothes that fit, so you won’t have to worry about that.
“As for the dare part, your first fart will happen once our call disconnects. Your second fart will be infectious, and you’ll give it to your mother, but you will go to school and infect at least one more girl there. From then on your curse will work normally under the rules I laid out. Finally, you will not be able to curse me back specifically this time. This completes the spell. Have a nice day, Jennifer!”
With that, Kyle hung up. Jennifer immediately felt a violent gurgling building up in her gut. The curse was real and there was nothing she could do about it. The fart that happened after was as loud as a fog horn and lasted about 20 seconds. By the end of it, her butt, hips, thighs, pussy, and waist had swollen up a little bit.
This was going to be harder than she thought.