John's mind was still pondering about all the possible things he could change when his dad informed them that they would be stopping for lunch at the rest stop in a few miles. After about 20 minutes of looking through various descriptions on the app and not being inspired by any, John felt the car shift as his dad pulled into the highway turn-off. As they parked, he looked up to see a large neon sign the read, "Murphy's Diner. Come try our World Famous Milkshakes!"
John's father, David, double checked the GPS letting them know they were only 2 hours away from the beach before letting the family know. Ever the doting parent, Margaret turned back to the two boys telling them, "John and Fartface, make sure you to go if you need to now cause we're not stopping again until we get there." John still couldn't stop from smirking every time he heard someone call his brother that name.
As they got out of the car, John could see that the place looked like one of those stereotypical diners trying to style itself as a classic 50s Malt Shop. From the red and white walls and booths to the black and white checkered tiles everything about this place screamed "old-timey" or as his parents would call it - vintage. John could see a few other people patronizing the restaurant, most of them appearing to be truckers or farmers that lived in the area.
After entering, John and his family quickly found a corner table and seated themselves, his father passing around the menus as his mother helped his younger sister into a hi-chair. The food seemed typical for a diner, mostly burgers fries and other off-the-grill items. After finishing to settle the fussy preschooler Margaret made sure to inform the boys that they couldn't have soda, as she didn't want them bouncing around the car for the next two hours. Deflated, John decided to opt for water whereas his brother chose milk to drink.
It was after the hostess came back with their drinks that John realized what his next devious change would be. Wanting to get some revenge on his brother for past grievances, John decided to change his brother's drink into something gross without realizing it. Quickly snapping a picture of his brother the phone read "Fartface is drinking a glass of milk, a delicious and nutritious beverage." Several clicks later, the sentence now read, "Fartface is drinking a glass of jizz, a delicious and nutritious beverage."
John couldn't believe his eyes: right there in front of him was his brother - Thomas, or rather Fartface - guzzling down a thick glass of slightly off-white liquid with a look of delight. His brother was really drinking a glass of semen and no one was batting an eye! Just to make sure he wasn't imagining it John asked a confirming question, "Hey John, how is that milk?"
Fartface wrinkled up his nose as he responed, "Haha, maybe you like gross stuff but unlike you I'm not an animal!" Unsure of what he meant, John quickly started looking up info on his phone and was suprised to find that he had completely erased milk from the human diet. Other than babies still breastfeeding, he could find no record anywhere of people using milk, he had completely changed the Dairy Industry into the Cum Industry! He found numerous websites and research articles detailing the health and nutrition benefits of the daily intake of semen - detailing the differences between cow, goat, and sheep semen. He even saw ads of famous celebrities promoting cum brands - everyone from actor Tim Netherlands to football player Tim Broadly - were shown either holding or drinking glasses of the stuff.
The changes could even be seen outside the diner, its sign now read "Murphy's Diner. Cum try our World Famous Semenshakes!" Not ready for the implications of this change, John quickly excused himself and ran to the bathroom to try and control his hyperventilation and calm down. Unfortunately in his rush, he completely forgot about the phone and app - leaving it on the table for anyone to pick up.