The next morning Braden felt a sting as he was half awake. Flashed of a prior mostly forgotten dream remained in his head. A vague image of miss clover popped up in his head. The sting became stronger and Braden tried to sit up another more painful sting followed. He realised what it was the stinging erect appendage between his legs struggling to break free. He clumsily lowered his Pajama's best he could unleashing the beast. He stared at it in awe filled with more pride than he thought possible. It was huge, impossibly long about one third longer than normal and he could barely get his hand around it. It arced from his crotch unable to erect itself due to it's sheer size more like a sturdy yet flexible tube than a pillar. Yet to the touch it felt hard no matter where you grabbed it. But Braden had little time to enjoy it when the tea and cola came back for revenge as he felt his bladder probably not helped by the weight currently pressing down on his crotch. He let go of his manhood and swung himself off the bed. A bad idea as he felt a sting in his crotch the erect monster bobbing up and down violently pulling at his crotch he quickly grabbed his appendage to support it. Reaching the toilet he realised he had to take a number two too. He now faced a dilemma. "There's no way my dick is going to fit in the toilet while I'm sitting down right now. I'm not just about to go shit on the floor." Braden thought to himself. Sitting down while still holding his rod he sighed he tried his best but even with an erection he just couldn't stop himself from urinating. He got up and felt relieved for a moment he looked down. His penis was slowly becoming flaccid. "and now you shrink down." he thought to himself. He looked at the puddle of urine in the bathroom. "fuck it, I'm not cleaning that." he grabbed the phone and wished "I wish the pool of urine in my bathroom to go away."
He cleaned himself up and walked into the bedroom. He looked at himself in the mirror prouder than ever. He now knew he could get erections a massive one at that He grinned as he put on his clothes even this morning mishap was exciting to him, no one else that he knew could possibly have the same ''first world problems'' as he did. Walking downstairs he thought of wishes he could make pondering so many options. He then typed in "school is a walking distance away and I know where it is and for everyone but me it's always been that way." His parents were sitting at the dinning table. "You're up early." Braden shrugged. "I woke up early." He now had all the time in the world to get to school. Taking his time eating dinner and then eventually heading out to school felt life changing though he realised that if he got into the rhythm that would change. He made another wish. "I always feel refreshed when waking up even after a little sleep." He then thought about more things to wish for... minor inconveniences that he could solve if he wanted to solve them...