As Kelly entered the apartment she finds a large blue anthropomorphic rabbit in her kitchen. You braced yourself ready to explain that you, her boyfriend was a anthro rabbit and a blue one at that.
It was a solid minute of non-movement from Kelly before she immediately slammed the door, her back facing you as she put her head on the door. You soon hear her mumble something before turning back to you with excitement in her face. Smiling she said “It actually worked.”
“What worked?” You say, although you exactly know as you look at yourself.
“The spell.” Kelly said
“The spell? There’s no spells as magic isn’t-.” Why are you even saying that your living proof that it does. “You know what, why did you use a spell on me.”
“Because you always go with your friends! Leaving me at home by myself to clean while your gone. Just admit that your giving me love no more.” Kelly said “And besides didn’t you want this? Wasn’t it your secret desire?”
You say “Yes it was in fact my desire...”
Kelly said “Then it’s a win win for the both of us, you get to live your fantasy, while I get to be with you at home, since I don’t think your friends will believe that you are blue anthropomorphic rabbit.”
“Ok.” You say “I can live like this.”
“If you want I can join you, all I need to do is to eat the carrot.”