Suddenly, uncle Archie stopped, gasping as he clutched his heart.
“Uncle,” TJ said, shocked, “are you ok?”
Uncle Archie didn’t answer. In fact, he didn’t say anything - he was paralysed. He tipped over and fell, face first, to the floor.
TJ was worried. He hoped his uncle hadn’t had a heart attack.
Suddenly.
There was a loud, tiny squeak, coming from his uncle’s bottom. Then another, a bit longer, but not as loud. Then, another, but this one was longer and louder than before.
Then, there was a rather loud and rather long fart noise.
It seemed so loud, it made the windows rattle.
Then came the most baffling surprise of all - Uncle Archie seemed to be deflating, via his incredibly long and loud fart! His clothes loosened as this happened.
After a whole 10 minutes, TJ stared at his uncle, face down on the floor, his clothes now almost very baggy and stretched on him.
Uncle Archie got up, rubbing his head. “Uncle!!” TJ was very happy to see his uncle was alive. He hugged him, but then, he noticed something was different about his uncle.
“What’s wrong, Teej?” Archie asked. Archie noticed that his clothes were now rather loosened on him.
He stared at his reflection in the mirror, and almost screamed. He hardly recognised him himself any more - all his fat had been farted off his body! He was now thin and slim.
“I don’t believe it...” Archie said. His shock turned into excitement, and he jumped around cheering “I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin! I’m thin!”
Then, he saw his something in his pants, and to his surprise, he gasped. “ Well I’ll be damned! I can see my dick!”
Then once again, he jumped around cheering “I can see my dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick! My dick!”