"Great meet, Rico. Chad's gonna be pissed, when we change him back. Hey, why are your dad's workmen loading Chad on that truck?"
" Yeah, Chad's going to really be pissed. See some kids blew up all the toilets and urinals the stadium, and-"
"There's a big football game there tonight. Oh, fuck, poor Chad. So you'll change him back tonight."
" Not exactly. See, on Sunday Preacher Bob holds morning services, then there's a soccer match scheduled tomorrow afternoon. "
Bruno laughed, then said, "But it's Chad. This is beyond pranking."
" Hey, it wasn't my idea. My dad came to the meet, spotted what he thought was one of his porta-potties, and commandeered it. He's mad at me for borrowing it without telling him. You know how pissed he would be if he knew that was Chad. "
Bruno burst out laughing, "Chad's going to be more pissed than your dad, and feel shittier than you feel when this weekend is over. I googled attendance for the stadium. They expect 50,000 tonight, and 70 percent male. That's 35000 guys tonight alone using your dad's portapotties. And Preacher Bob averages 14,000 on a Sunday, maybe half male. But the soccer match is really two back to back matches, so 45000 mostly male. Can your portapotties service that many people?"
" Well, dad has clean out trucks, like septic service to pump out the full ones, but they spell we used on Chad won't let him get full. Oh, crap. "
Giggling, Bruno said you can say that again. You want to tell Chad what's happening? "
"I don't got tickets to the game. It's sold out."
" Oh, right. Well, I'm sure he will figure it out. "