"Hello everyone, and welcome to the first episode of Animalia Ambassadoria for 2020." said Abby, starting the latest episode.
"Today we'll be looking at some of the strangest new beginnings that happened so far." said Samson, who was a little uncomfortable, since Sarah and Malice would be covering some of the field interviews.
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"One of our newest, would-be, members is an Irish guy by the name of 'Lunn'." said Sarah, covering the most recent. "While he did have the look of one who had a bad case of 'severe mid-life crisis', he was apparently willing to gain a jaguar conversion as part of a hook-up with one of the bartenders of the Meat Market."
"While there's no real problem with that," said Travis, "You can't get such a thing as a package deal. For now he got hit with a normal fine, but he's on hold for a jaguar conversion, as well as some sessions with Dr. Jones at his mental clinic, because it's likely that he will develop male RHS syndrome after his conversion."
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"While the Seven-on-Four night was one of the first of it's kind," said Malice, as a large group of male Animalians of various species, including two or three horses, "It was guessed that there wouldn't be just one of those."
"Apparently the owner and landlord (who is referred to as "Mr. D." by the tenants, because D. is his last initial)of the apartment complex where these guys were found apparently had planned for this from the get-go." confirmed Simon, reading from the report. "The apartment complex clearly had a massive party room that was designed by the owner and landlord for homosexual frat parties. It included complete bar, several hot tubs, substantial liquor supply, DJ stand and dance floor, and the landlord clearly expected it to be used as such, and thereby designed it to be easy to clean. The room is only accessible by key-operated elevator that only the landlord, maintenance man, and two others have possession of. According to the landlord, this was a loyalty party for several guys on the property who had successfully paid their monthly rent on time for fifteen years in a row and didn't expend their deposit. Since this was technically a reward, the landlord was able to get a list of conversions ordered at Horizon, and while they did learn from the Seven-on-Four night, and the place where the conversions was designed for such parties, we've still got quite a bit to clean up. But this time it's actually a lot easier to do so since the 'party pad' (as its' known by the tenants) was designed for wild parties with 21+ year old partiers, not to mention homosexual ones, as all of these ones are. So they'll only get standard fines and community service for vandalism, as well as mandatory Homosexual Anonymous classes."
"The released list of converted Animalians are as follows, even though these are not their real names" said Malice, reading down the list, "'Kip', who is now a Stallion Animalian with golden fur and slightly darker mane and tail;" At that, the unofficial 'Mane Six' made a silent resolve to be assigned to 'Kip' for his Homosexual Anonymous class. "'Liam', who is now a panther Animalian with lighter colored chest and abs; 'Walter', who is now a Golden Retriever Animalian; 'Jack' who is now an otter Animalian with dirty blond hair, but normal fur coat, and his lover 'Stefan', who is now an Orca Animalian with a large white spot on his back making his dorsal fin half black, half white;" At that, there was a scene where Vlad collapses facedown on the desk and Dimitri crosses off yet another name of the list while saying "Oh brother." at another annoying stereotype from furry fandom. "'Duke', who is now a tiger Animalian; 'Mike' who is now a golden eagle Animalian; and 'Nils', who is now a dolphin Animalian."
"Again, while the damages they caused the room where they had their conversion party were minimal because of the way the room was designed," said Simon, "They still caused some damage, but not as bad as the Seven-on-Four Night. So they'll be doing community service until further notice."
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"Another strange new convert is Andrew." said Jen-Jen, "While we can't show too much on him, we can say he's one of those men who discover their homosexuality after they have a son and their wife dies shortly after. His son Jeff, who is in his freshman year of high school was able to convince his dad to get a double dose, and while he isn't as large, both in size and in musculature, as Aslan is, he's defenitely one of the largest male lions."
"Fortunately, Aslan is willing to let him have some lionesses for his pride, but since Andrew is now working at the Meat Market as 'King Andrew I'," said Julie Jenkins, "Aslan is teaching him the responsibilities a king has toward his pride." Stewie: "Say Whaaat?!" "Jeff meanwhile, only got a single dose, and will be transferring to WSA, next month."
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"In other news," said Abby, pulling up the notes on 'Jezzie', "we can finally say that the person who inflicted one of our recent converts with HIV has finally been caught. Before her conversion, Annie managed to give her an extreme 'ass-chewing' (as it's sometimes known) before introducing her to Stuart. According to her, meeting her new husband and learning that she's expecting a foal was extra punishment before she takes part in her assigned punishments." There were also links included in the description to the videos of both 'Jezzie' getting reunited with Annie and the homemade Mastercard commercial that was inspired by it.
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"And that's all the time we have for today." said Abby, wrapping up the episode, "We'll see you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."